Showing posts with label mom. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mom. Show all posts
WOO-HOO

Yeah I’m back
Let’s see
Um, it seems that I haven’t post anything since, since..
Since forever. Yeah, I know.
Now I’m back to pay my debt *buset*
So here comes the trouble:


LIST OF THE THING THAT MAKES ME UPSET RIGHT NOW:
· IRENE (my best best best computer club friend) PINDAH SEKOLAH. I’m so sad. We had lotsa fun, why do you have to go? GRR. DAN GUE SANGAT IRI PADA IRENE. Karena DIA BISA MENYINGKIRKAN SANUR DARI HIDUPNYA lebih cepat dari gue. Ahhhh. DAN KITA BELUM BERHASIL MINTA COPY DARI TULISAN KEREN KITA YANG ADA DI KOMPUTER POJOKAN ITUH. Tuhan plis dong semoga si guru penjaga ruang multimedia ngebolehin gue ngambil tulisan ituh.. huee. Gila itu nostalgia banget tau ga.



· JERAWAT GEBLEEEK
*meh.*
Kenapa gue bilang jerawat geblek? Karena ga ada jerawat yang jenius.
Dan karena, jerawat ini sangat
BESAR dan GAK ILANG ILANG, seperti kegeblekan gue.
Udah sejak taun entah kapan jerawat ini nongkrong di pipi kiri gue – syukurlah sekarang udah rada kecilan.
Dulu, jerawat ini sempet jadi gede banget sampe sodara gue meragukan bahwa itu adalah jerawat tulen. BISUL berbulu domba katanyah -_-
Jadi selama liburan ini, kerjaan gue adalah nyolongin salep obat jerawat sodara gue.
Doain gue semoga jerawat ini cepet ilang yee.
Semoga kagak ada bekasnyaa
*awas lu kalo kaga doain entar jerawatnya pindah ke idung lo*



· Gue naik kelas 9 dengan nilai yang ngepas. Katanya gue ranking 10. Atau 11. Err, what ev.
The problem is =
Now I’m supposed to find a high school that is willing to be my second habitat.
For three years.
My choices:

# 1 : SMAN 3 Jogja
Masalahnya: NEM saya minimal harus 38.
Yak.
Anda ga salah baca. 38 per 40.
ARTINYA ADALAH saya minimal setiap mata pelajaran harus dapet 9,5
Pengen banget sekolah situ walaupun nilai saya agak minimal.

# 2 : SMA Gonzaga
Masalahnya: gue ga yakin bisa lolos testnya. 3 test mata pelajaran dalam 1 hari PLUS test interview. Tapi ni sekolah keren, walaupun cuma jadi sekolah cadangan doang hehe. Yap, my first choice is SMAN 3. Doain sayah makanya. *gila yah gue minta doain mulu*

# 3 : Sanur? A BIG NO NO.
Masalahnya: saya enek sekolah di tempat strict keya gitu. dimana sebuah acara osis yang udah disiapin dengan sepenuh hati jiwa dan raga dibatalin cuma karena murid-muridnya sibuk bikin lintingan koran atau ngegulung kaleng diet coke sampe lecet.
Dan bla bla bla.
*gue takut kalo protes kebanyakan entar disomasi keya Mrs. Prita yang ngritik Omni ntuh*
Semoga gue gak perlu masuk situ lagih.











· I am kind of making a silly mistake, which I don’t know what, I just know I do it, and it makes my (ex) friend mad at me.
Hmm.
At least I said “sorry” twice.
Err, *ralat*, I didn’t really
SAY
sorry.
I text her once and I chat her once.

Does that count?
Nope?
Oh boy.
I don’t know what to do anymore.
WHAT SHOULD I DO?
I’m too afraid to come and say sorry straight away to the person, especially because I’m not really sure what thing I supposed to be sorry of and I think she’ll kill me if I ask her again.
I REALLY HATE MY LEAKING MOUTH…











But..
ENOUGH MENGELUHNYAA
Selanjutnyaa:

LIST OF THE THING THAT MAKES ME HAPPY SMILEY SMILEY:

# 1 : ONE PIECE and EYESHIELD!
o Sumpah ONEPIECE keren abis.
Baru kali ini gue baca komik shonen ampe menitikkan aer mata.
Hueeh kereeen keren kereen!
Yang gue suka: orang – orang sok pahlawan macem SHANKS and RORONOA
Yei.



# 2 : MY GENEROUS MOM!
o Ibu gue keren abis karena udah beliin baju yang udah gue idam idamkan sejak gue SD.
BAJU SPONGEBOOOOOB!
Ciaaaat!
Sekarang gue jadi bisa mengejar mimpi gue untuk menjadi orang terkenal!



# 3 : TRIP TO JOGJA
o Ehmagawd I met lotsa people back there.
I’m so happy eventhoo in Jogja running my errands is the same as eating, sleeping, internetan, eating, sleeping, going to the hell mall, nonton maraton transpormer and terminator, eating, sleeping and watching spongebob.

And sleeping.

o Saya belajar bahwaa *eng ing engg* DI JOGJA BIAYA HIDUP SANGAT MURAAAAH.
Jadi waktu ituh sodara gue nanya berapa harga nasi goreng di sekolah gue dan gue menjawab dengan jujur karena gue anak baik.
Terus dia ketawa.
Terus dia bilang: buset itu mah kalo di sekolah gue bisa buat makan 2 kali plus minum pula. Nyahahahahahahahak hak hak uhukhuk huk huk. *evil laugh*
Terus gue diajak tante gue yang baik hati keya keponakannya ke tempat makan gitu namanya HoR *disingkat karena gue ga mao promosi gratis*
Gue ber 5: sodara gue, sodara gue, sodara gue, gue, dan tante gue.
Terus kita makan.

Dan makanannya enak.
Dan jusnya juga enak.
Walaupun tempatnya rada *menurut gue* creepy karena banyak sesajen tersebar di segala penjuru, tapi lumayan lah.
Terus ada kaca GEDEEE gitu. ahaha. Bikin gue seneng aja.
Trus ternyata cuma abis 60 ribu gitu
Padahal sodara gue makannya hot banget
Nambah pula
Duh gile, di Jakarta duit 60 rebu buat ber-5 dapet apaah?
Palingan baso pojokan doang.
Padahal disana dapet =
2 jus melon yang penampilannya aja enak abis sumpah keya ada floatnya trus ada buahnya gitu gimana sih susah jelasinnya
DAN
1 es teh manis
DAN
1 jamu jambu something *gue lupa namanya*
DAN
2 mi
DAN

2 roti bakar coklat yang dihabiskan oleh sodara gue dalam waktu kurang dari 100 detik *saking enaknya*
DAN
2 porsi nasi PLUS telor PLUS ikan-kecil-entah-apa-namanya PLUS tempe-entah-diapain-pokoknya-jadi-kecil-kecil-dan-pedes PLUS sambel

iwaw
SIAL BANGET GAK SIH HARGA DI SANA.
rawr



# 4 : ONE NIGHT STAY DI KOLAM BAPAK GUE
o Jaadi bapak gue punya kolam ikan















Terus gue diajak kesitu, nginep semalem.
Seru ternyatah.
Gue belajar mancing!
Dan karena ikannya banyak gue bisa mancing banyak ikan. hoho
Sebagian besar ikan pancingan gue dipersembahkan untuk..
*drumroll*
Si meong















Si meong ini kucing hamil yang tinggal di atas air. Spesies: meongus kampungusrakus
Keren yak?
Sukanya makan ikan mentah mulai dari kepala dulu.
Mantap



# 5 : HIM.
o This whole holiday is fun because of him. I watched his videos in youtube, I read his thought and I stared at his photos.
If he were here, I wanna say these to him:
I CAN’T STOP STALKING YOU! IT’S YOUR FAULT FOR BEING TOO SWEET!!
yeah. from now on, i declare that being GORGEOUS is a CRIME!
BUT RELAX; you’re still number 5 in my happy-maker list.
Be grateful that you’re not the number one
Why?
Because..
If you’re number one, then I must be a very creepy stalker who likes you so much and willing to die for you.
Nope.
I‘m just not that into you.
I pray for you though.
quite often.


WAIT.


Err.
Did I say something wrong?
Am I creepy?
AM I A CREEPY STALKER?
Don’t answer.
I’m afraid.
ONOEZ where’s my mind?
OKAY I FOUND IT.
Sorry I freaked out.
LANJUUT!



# 6 : SHOCKING PINK NAIL POLISH
o It makes me cheerful and I feel happy. Yum!



# 7 : YOUTUBE
o THERE’S SO MUCH “I-HATE-SELENA-GOMEZ” VIDEO
Tuhan ternyata sayang banget ama gue.
Right, eh?
Hehe
Lagian ngapain si Selena pake nge-date-in MY TAYLOR LAUTNER?
Brengsek, gue ngiri.
Oh, come on Taylor, you can do better than that.
Just date Emma Roberts or Taylor Swift or Ashley Tisdale (or ME).
At least if he date someone who is REALLY beautiful and TALENTED (like ME),
gue pasti bisa ngerestuin.
Tapi ini SELENAAA
Bujet dah
Helooo?
DUH!
Si Taylor kagak tau apah kalo selena punya BAD REPUTATION di mata orang – orang tertentu? *terutama gue*
Ckck



# 8 : CHOCO ICE CREAM AND GREEN TEA
o Ahaha gue keya orang yang lahir di jaman penjajahan ye,
makan eskrim aja seneng banget.
Yah, gimana dong. Abis enak sih.
Yah, berat gue naek deh pasti ntar.
Aargh TAPI ENAAAK
Apalagi kalo abis makan itu minum teh pake gula batu gituh
Mmmm
Rasanya?
Rasanya:
Ehmagawd, MY LIFE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PERFECT!
GOD LOVES ME!
Haha
I believe He does.










Emmmm emmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Gue bingung mau nulis apa lagih
Udah banyak nih
Ini aja dulu deh
Nanti gue ngepost lagi okeh
Ciao
Muahmuah
Jangan kangeeen!
Tenang ajah, post berikutnya gue pasti bagi – bagi tanda tangan
kalo perlu sama cap jempol kaki
Tapi sekarang babai dulu yah
Mau tidur

...He came across a deep pool in a forest, from which he took a drink. As he did, he saw his reflection for the first time in his life, and fell in love with the beautiful boy he was looking at, not realizing it was himself. Eventually, after pining away for a while, he realized that the image he saw in the pool was a reflection of himself. Realizing that he could not act upon this love, he tore his dress and beat his body, his life force draining out of him. His soul was sent to 'the darkest hell' and the narcissus flower grew where he died.



ugh, creepy story, right? it's a greek mythology, taken from wikipedia. just google it if you want to. well, this story told us about a stupid gay who gazed at his own reflection and fell in love at the first sight with the boy in the water.

okay, here's the thing. i have this, um, let's say: habit, to stare at my reflection for a long time
(but it's not that i love myself. nada. it's more like gracing god's gift. ehehe. and obviously i don't stare into plain water. thanks god the cleverest person ever lived had invented the greatest thing on earth: MIRROR.)

and everytime i looked into the mirror, i smiled 'cause i feel beautiful, especially when i looked into my bedroom's wall mirror. *don't know what magic spell that mirror does got.*
it's a lil' bit narcisstic, i know. but i just can't help it. i don't know whether its a good or a bad habit (my mom said that it's a f*ckin' bad habit. gue genit katanya. whatsoever. i enjoy it. haha, guilty pleasure). but thanks god *again* that my bff irene has the same urge like i do: stare into the mirror.


erm, although irene suffers the same thing like i do, i think *sometimes* mine is worser than hers.
my habit includes taking a bunch of photos in front of the mirror which i know she doesn't like to.

the conclusion is that everytime i saw my reflection in the mirror, i feel dainty and as long as you don't became a maniac like narcissus *the poor greek boy who commited suicide*, i think it's safe to look into a mirror for a long time. don't complain about your acnes and spots, just ignore 'em because everyone *even emma watson* got them and no one really cares, anyway. find your favorite part of your face *mine is my eyebrow*. look at it for a while, think, and you will see that god is really generous. all things considered.



finally, don't forget to say:
MIRROR, MIRROR ON THE WALL, WHO'S THE FAIREST ONE OF ALL?

and answer that question by yourself:
YOU.
sekarang gue lagi di kamar, makan chocolate cookies bikinan nyokap sambil ngafalin cara ngitung pajak progresif.

lately, i had a trip to Bali which is also known as Pulau Dewata.

but, um, just fyi, right now, gue online pake hp. jadi kalo sekarang gue harus cerita tentang trip gue ke bali, gue hanya akan membuat dokter gue tambah kaya setelah menyembuhkan jempol gue yang bernanah karena ngetik seharian.

hmm tapi jujur gue bingung mau ngomong apa. akhir-akhir ini ga ada kejadian yang menarik untuk diceritakan ataupun menarik untuk dibaca.

highlight of the things happening lately:


-gue baikan sama devin

-my bff rene had a WET birthday, but she said it's a sweet one.

-fakta bahwa gue narsis semakin tersebar kemana-mana, sampe a-not-so-close-friend dari kelas sebelah aja tau. ckck.

-last night i watched 'marley and me', and i cried! gosh, it's an amazing film and i fell in love with the labradoodle. i am thinking of writing a review of this film in my next post.

-my other bff nita (ukill) kayaknya menjadi agak fedofil karna stress.

-i really really love my mom but i just can't stand the way she's thinking. i just had a lil' fight with her about me having no intention whatsoever about getting a good grade at school. i mean, is it my fault for being stupid and lazy? ugh, i really wish my 'pencerah hidup' is here to help me talk it through.



anyway, the dragon slash my mother is coming rightaway, and i have to pretend that i am studying economy. so i guess i gotta go. i'll be back soon.