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HIGHLIGHT OF THE THINGS HAPPENING LATELY #4!!!!!!!!!

· >> Kenapa semua orang marah sama gue??
Apa sih salah gue?
Terus, apa gue salah kalo gue ga berubah?
Bukan karena gue gamau, tapi karena gue gatau apa yang mesti dirubah.
Aduh tolong ya kalo lo emang kesel ama gue ya ngomong lah baek baek jangan malah diem – dieman keya orang bego.
Gue punya kotak saran kok.
Gue menerima kritik saran pujian cercaan apa kek tapi gue ga trima kalo gue gatau apa – apa tapi tiba – tiba orang – orang yang paling gue sayang ngediemin gue.
I need you guys, and I hope you forgive me.

· >> My dad bought me a shih tzu. <3 ing it
It’s a girl, 2 y.o., tricolor, and she loves to eat and lick.
Yahaaa you should definitely come to my house to snuggle her!!

· >> I bought BARRY LIKUMAHUWA cd. <3 ing it
And I just found out that Barry will play @ FOSSIL (a senior high event)
I hope I could come even though I’m still in middle school!
And @ FOSSIL there will be Raditya Dika too.
OMG!
Can’t be missed!


· >> I want a Rubik’s cube!!! Could someone tell me where to buy it? I’ll give anything for a RUBIK’S CUBE!!!

· >> I am now working on a painting. It’s schoolwork and the theme is realist painting, so I draw two giant pandas. It’s quiet good if you ask me. Nyehehe. *narsis mode: ON always*

· >> List of films I want to watch:
o The Proposal
o G-Force (cute trailer. effing funny)
o BANDSLAM (Hudgens -__-)
o FD (jelek sih katanya tapii)
o Get Married 2
o Whisper
o The Hangover
o Land of the Lost
o Last Chance Harvey
o UP (yeah, I haven’t watched UP. not yet.)
o New Moon (just want to see my Tay half naked ^^. R-Patz mati aja zzz.)
o AND many more haha I actually forgot what else, but just so you know, there’s still a long list of films. nyahaha.

· >> My schedule is EMPTY. TOTALLY EMPTY for libur lebaran. Does someone want to take me out of my living hell? I will be suppa glad.

· >> Oh yeah, how could I forgot? After libur lebaran, there will be a mid sem test. Ah great. I hate school. Ahh I hope I will be dead by the end of the month.

· >> NAJISS temen gue ditembak tanggal 090909 jam 0909. Haaa. Waaw. Dan dia menolak. Okay that’s ‘great’. prihatin sama yang nembak nyeheehehe

· >> Kenapa orang suka ngepas ngepasin tanggal? Temen sekelas gue ada yang jadian jam 12 menit ke 34 detik ke 56 tanggal 07 bulan 08 tahun 09. Digabung jadi 123456789. NIAT BANJEET.

Ahh I had to go. I’m gonna go somewhere to buy bjk videos hahaha. Gbye all, I’ll update later.
okeh jadi kemaren anak – anak ex-8c reunian.
ya ya ya gua tau belom juga setaun uda reunian haha ga mutu.
norak sih tapi keyanya reunian lagi ngetrend.
lagian emang kelas 8 dulu menurut gue pw banget.
menurut gue looh.
ahay.
(LAGI DEMEN NGOMONG AHAY NEEH. EKSOTIS GIMANA GITU. YA GA?)
hm.
sampe mana tadi?
oyah reunian .
rough plannya gini:
kamis 200809 kan libur tuh sekolah gua. judulnya sih libur awal puasa padahal puasa mulae sabtu. ha. lucu sangat. yah. pokoknya libur. nah gue marcia ella lia pergi ke iteceh buat belanja bahan bahan masakan untuk reunian itu. nah. kita ke kerpur, belanja belanja belanja bayar. doeeng. belom apa - apa udah abis 287.150 hoh hoh. sukur dibagi sama anak – anak lain yang dateng.
sabtu 220809 pulang sekolah kita ke rumah marcia. ada yang langsung, ada yang pulang dulu, apalagi yang cowo – cowo tuh pulang semua, kaga mau ikut masak maunya makan doang dasar.
gue juga pulang dulu sihh hehe.
pulang mandi berangkat lagi.
sampe sana, gue kira udah pada heboh masak – masak gitu. ternyata ya tuhaan malah foto – foto di kamar marcia. ckck.. typical..
about an half hour later, kita baru mulai nyiapin bahan – bahan masakannya.
ditaro di meja.

difoto.
hm, yeah.
tetep narsis jaya.
terus kita mulai masak di dapurnya marcia. leader kita: CHEF ELISA YANG MASUKIN DAGING DULU BARU NUMIS BAWAAAANG. DUH~.
karena chef leader kita aja ga beres apalagi bawahannya. apalagi gue. kerjaan gue cuma nanya, protes, komentar, ngefotoin temen – temen secara candid, dan nyomotin makanan.
makanan yang kita bikin adalah spaghetti dan macaroni skutel. gatau nulis skutel gimana. scuttle? schottel? keyanya schottel. ih bodo ah. kalo salah remind gue ya, dikomenin aja postnya.
resep macaroni schottel ala ex-8c:
macaroni dicuci, terus direbus, dicobain rame-rame untuk ngeliat udah lembut atau belom, tiriskan. kasih butter biar ga lengket, aduk jangan lupa.
ambil wajan, taro diatas api. kasih minyak / butter, trus bawang bombay di sauté (tumis hahaha lagi pengen sok bule neh) setelah baunya rada lumayan, masukin smokebeef yang udah dipotong dengan gaya bebas (soalnya yang motong 2 orang dan jadinya yang satu panjang – panjang yang satu kotak – kotak swt -______-) terus sauté smokebeef dan bawang sampe warnanya menyerupai kulit gue, angkat, dan taro di mangkok.
ambil wajan baru. wajan yang ukurannya rada gede, ya. awas ketuker ama muka temen. tarolah si wajan diatas kompor, nyalain apinyah, trus wajan tsb dituangin macaroni yang udah tertiriskan tadi, ditambah daging smokebeef dan bawang, ditambah susu uht full cream satu karton, ditambah keju, losta keju, ditambah garem dan merica, dan ditambah tepung (harusnya tepung terigu tapi kita lupa beli dan marcia ga punya jadi kita pake tepung sajiku yang harusnya buat goreng ayam itu hehhehe). secukupnya aja, dikira – kira, jangan sampe kekentelan dan jangan sampe terlalu cair. yang penting cobain aja terus, biar kalo ga enak ketauan jadi bisa ditambahin. oyah, masukinnya satu – satu dan dikit - dikit ya, sambil diaduk. jangan biadab.
terus setelah adonan menye – menye itu jadi, taro lah di piring kaca oval yang udah dkasi butter sebelumnya. usahain rata. mau pake aluminium foil bolehh, tapi kalo males, gausah pake. soalnya kita juga uda terlanjur nuang makaroninya ke piring kaca oval dan kita lupa pake alfoil tapi ternyata ga lengket loh. nah diatas macaroni itu dikasih butter, diolesin secara merata.
kocoklah 2 biji telur, (awas jangan ngocok biji yang laen. MUAHAHAHA. okeh gue disgusting.) terus olesin diatas macaroni yang udah diolesin butter tadi. yang rata yaa. terus diatas macaroni dikasih keju. jangan lupa kejunya quickmelt, jangan yang lain, jangan coba – coba. biar meleleh gitu maksudnya. soalnya kita ada yang pake keju cheddar biasa tapi ngga melting. sial yak. tapi enak.
terus masukkan ke oven, kalo ga ada oven (atau seperti kasus kita, kalo PIRING OVAL lo GA MUAT masuk ke oven,) pakailah microwave. tapi kalo pake microwave mesti ditongkrongin gitu. dianjurkan pake oven deh.
bakar!selesai?
potong potong dan sajikanlah dengan sambel botolan.
MAKARONI YANG KITA BIKIN EMANG PENAMPILANNYA AGAK GA MEYAKINKAN TAPIII
rasanya enak kok, sampe ada yang ga kebagian macaroni karena belom apa – apa udah abis hehe.
resep spaghettinya jangan tanya gue karena gue bukan kru bagian bikin spaghetti.
tapi bikin punchnya gue tau!!!
resep punch ala ex-8c:
ambil bowl gede. tuangin sprite 1liter, tambahin sirup markisa sampai agak orange pucet, cobain. kalo kemanisan tambahin air, kalo kurang manis tambahin sirup dikit aja. terus kasih nata de coco 2 pak sama kasih buah kalengan. aduk –aduk, kasih es batu, VOILA! OUR FRUIT PUNCH IS READY TO GO TO THE DINING TABLE!!
kita selesai masak, anak – anak cowo udah pada dateng. kita langsung berdoa (ngedoain KEVIN EMILIO yang ulang tahun ahay. HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEV!) terus langsung serbu meja makan. sekiar 20 orang gitu yang dateng. macaroni langsung ludes, spaghetti abis juga akhirnya.
abis makan kita ngobrol – ngobrol, ada juga yang numpang mandi di tempat marcia, gak lama, entah siapa berinisiatif buat jalan – jalan keluar. ya kita semua jalan jalan lah sampe malem. SERU BANGEEET.
thanks buat seluruh orang yang sudah berpartisipasi dalam acara ini terutama marcia’s asisten rumah tangga yang nyuci – nyuci wajan – wajan ga perawan yang bekas kita pake buat masak.
thanks juga buat seluruh anak ex-8c baik yang bisa dateng maupun yang ga bisa dateng. yang ga dateng nyeselllll!!
lotsa thankyous, especially for:
1. AUDREY
2. BP
3. CELINE
4. CYNTHIA
5. DETHA
6. EDDY
7. ELISA
8. ELLA
9. JEFFREY
10. JONATHAN
11. KARINA
12. KEV
13. LEVIN
14. LIA
15. MAISYE
16. MARCIA
17. RISSA
18. SANTI
19. SHIRLEY
20. STELLA
21. DAN yang paling keren: GUE.
i hope our friendship lasts forever, and i hope i’ll never forget you guys.
WE DID GREAT yesterday.
LET’S DO IT AGAIN!
WOO – HOO.
TO ALL THOSE WHO THINK HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG:

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.


I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.



P.S.:
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in.
Please do your part to end it.


WOO-HOO

Yeah I’m back
Let’s see
Um, it seems that I haven’t post anything since, since..
Since forever. Yeah, I know.
Now I’m back to pay my debt *buset*
So here comes the trouble:


LIST OF THE THING THAT MAKES ME UPSET RIGHT NOW:
· IRENE (my best best best computer club friend) PINDAH SEKOLAH. I’m so sad. We had lotsa fun, why do you have to go? GRR. DAN GUE SANGAT IRI PADA IRENE. Karena DIA BISA MENYINGKIRKAN SANUR DARI HIDUPNYA lebih cepat dari gue. Ahhhh. DAN KITA BELUM BERHASIL MINTA COPY DARI TULISAN KEREN KITA YANG ADA DI KOMPUTER POJOKAN ITUH. Tuhan plis dong semoga si guru penjaga ruang multimedia ngebolehin gue ngambil tulisan ituh.. huee. Gila itu nostalgia banget tau ga.



· JERAWAT GEBLEEEK
*meh.*
Kenapa gue bilang jerawat geblek? Karena ga ada jerawat yang jenius.
Dan karena, jerawat ini sangat
BESAR dan GAK ILANG ILANG, seperti kegeblekan gue.
Udah sejak taun entah kapan jerawat ini nongkrong di pipi kiri gue – syukurlah sekarang udah rada kecilan.
Dulu, jerawat ini sempet jadi gede banget sampe sodara gue meragukan bahwa itu adalah jerawat tulen. BISUL berbulu domba katanyah -_-
Jadi selama liburan ini, kerjaan gue adalah nyolongin salep obat jerawat sodara gue.
Doain gue semoga jerawat ini cepet ilang yee.
Semoga kagak ada bekasnyaa
*awas lu kalo kaga doain entar jerawatnya pindah ke idung lo*



· Gue naik kelas 9 dengan nilai yang ngepas. Katanya gue ranking 10. Atau 11. Err, what ev.
The problem is =
Now I’m supposed to find a high school that is willing to be my second habitat.
For three years.
My choices:

# 1 : SMAN 3 Jogja
Masalahnya: NEM saya minimal harus 38.
Yak.
Anda ga salah baca. 38 per 40.
ARTINYA ADALAH saya minimal setiap mata pelajaran harus dapet 9,5
Pengen banget sekolah situ walaupun nilai saya agak minimal.

# 2 : SMA Gonzaga
Masalahnya: gue ga yakin bisa lolos testnya. 3 test mata pelajaran dalam 1 hari PLUS test interview. Tapi ni sekolah keren, walaupun cuma jadi sekolah cadangan doang hehe. Yap, my first choice is SMAN 3. Doain sayah makanya. *gila yah gue minta doain mulu*

# 3 : Sanur? A BIG NO NO.
Masalahnya: saya enek sekolah di tempat strict keya gitu. dimana sebuah acara osis yang udah disiapin dengan sepenuh hati jiwa dan raga dibatalin cuma karena murid-muridnya sibuk bikin lintingan koran atau ngegulung kaleng diet coke sampe lecet.
Dan bla bla bla.
*gue takut kalo protes kebanyakan entar disomasi keya Mrs. Prita yang ngritik Omni ntuh*
Semoga gue gak perlu masuk situ lagih.











· I am kind of making a silly mistake, which I don’t know what, I just know I do it, and it makes my (ex) friend mad at me.
Hmm.
At least I said “sorry” twice.
Err, *ralat*, I didn’t really
SAY
sorry.
I text her once and I chat her once.

Does that count?
Nope?
Oh boy.
I don’t know what to do anymore.
WHAT SHOULD I DO?
I’m too afraid to come and say sorry straight away to the person, especially because I’m not really sure what thing I supposed to be sorry of and I think she’ll kill me if I ask her again.
I REALLY HATE MY LEAKING MOUTH…











But..
ENOUGH MENGELUHNYAA
Selanjutnyaa:

LIST OF THE THING THAT MAKES ME HAPPY SMILEY SMILEY:

# 1 : ONE PIECE and EYESHIELD!
o Sumpah ONEPIECE keren abis.
Baru kali ini gue baca komik shonen ampe menitikkan aer mata.
Hueeh kereeen keren kereen!
Yang gue suka: orang – orang sok pahlawan macem SHANKS and RORONOA
Yei.



# 2 : MY GENEROUS MOM!
o Ibu gue keren abis karena udah beliin baju yang udah gue idam idamkan sejak gue SD.
BAJU SPONGEBOOOOOB!
Ciaaaat!
Sekarang gue jadi bisa mengejar mimpi gue untuk menjadi orang terkenal!



# 3 : TRIP TO JOGJA
o Ehmagawd I met lotsa people back there.
I’m so happy eventhoo in Jogja running my errands is the same as eating, sleeping, internetan, eating, sleeping, going to the hell mall, nonton maraton transpormer and terminator, eating, sleeping and watching spongebob.

And sleeping.

o Saya belajar bahwaa *eng ing engg* DI JOGJA BIAYA HIDUP SANGAT MURAAAAH.
Jadi waktu ituh sodara gue nanya berapa harga nasi goreng di sekolah gue dan gue menjawab dengan jujur karena gue anak baik.
Terus dia ketawa.
Terus dia bilang: buset itu mah kalo di sekolah gue bisa buat makan 2 kali plus minum pula. Nyahahahahahahahak hak hak uhukhuk huk huk. *evil laugh*
Terus gue diajak tante gue yang baik hati keya keponakannya ke tempat makan gitu namanya HoR *disingkat karena gue ga mao promosi gratis*
Gue ber 5: sodara gue, sodara gue, sodara gue, gue, dan tante gue.
Terus kita makan.

Dan makanannya enak.
Dan jusnya juga enak.
Walaupun tempatnya rada *menurut gue* creepy karena banyak sesajen tersebar di segala penjuru, tapi lumayan lah.
Terus ada kaca GEDEEE gitu. ahaha. Bikin gue seneng aja.
Trus ternyata cuma abis 60 ribu gitu
Padahal sodara gue makannya hot banget
Nambah pula
Duh gile, di Jakarta duit 60 rebu buat ber-5 dapet apaah?
Palingan baso pojokan doang.
Padahal disana dapet =
2 jus melon yang penampilannya aja enak abis sumpah keya ada floatnya trus ada buahnya gitu gimana sih susah jelasinnya
DAN
1 es teh manis
DAN
1 jamu jambu something *gue lupa namanya*
DAN
2 mi
DAN

2 roti bakar coklat yang dihabiskan oleh sodara gue dalam waktu kurang dari 100 detik *saking enaknya*
DAN
2 porsi nasi PLUS telor PLUS ikan-kecil-entah-apa-namanya PLUS tempe-entah-diapain-pokoknya-jadi-kecil-kecil-dan-pedes PLUS sambel

iwaw
SIAL BANGET GAK SIH HARGA DI SANA.
rawr



# 4 : ONE NIGHT STAY DI KOLAM BAPAK GUE
o Jaadi bapak gue punya kolam ikan















Terus gue diajak kesitu, nginep semalem.
Seru ternyatah.
Gue belajar mancing!
Dan karena ikannya banyak gue bisa mancing banyak ikan. hoho
Sebagian besar ikan pancingan gue dipersembahkan untuk..
*drumroll*
Si meong















Si meong ini kucing hamil yang tinggal di atas air. Spesies: meongus kampungusrakus
Keren yak?
Sukanya makan ikan mentah mulai dari kepala dulu.
Mantap



# 5 : HIM.
o This whole holiday is fun because of him. I watched his videos in youtube, I read his thought and I stared at his photos.
If he were here, I wanna say these to him:
I CAN’T STOP STALKING YOU! IT’S YOUR FAULT FOR BEING TOO SWEET!!
yeah. from now on, i declare that being GORGEOUS is a CRIME!
BUT RELAX; you’re still number 5 in my happy-maker list.
Be grateful that you’re not the number one
Why?
Because..
If you’re number one, then I must be a very creepy stalker who likes you so much and willing to die for you.
Nope.
I‘m just not that into you.
I pray for you though.
quite often.


WAIT.


Err.
Did I say something wrong?
Am I creepy?
AM I A CREEPY STALKER?
Don’t answer.
I’m afraid.
ONOEZ where’s my mind?
OKAY I FOUND IT.
Sorry I freaked out.
LANJUUT!



# 6 : SHOCKING PINK NAIL POLISH
o It makes me cheerful and I feel happy. Yum!



# 7 : YOUTUBE
o THERE’S SO MUCH “I-HATE-SELENA-GOMEZ” VIDEO
Tuhan ternyata sayang banget ama gue.
Right, eh?
Hehe
Lagian ngapain si Selena pake nge-date-in MY TAYLOR LAUTNER?
Brengsek, gue ngiri.
Oh, come on Taylor, you can do better than that.
Just date Emma Roberts or Taylor Swift or Ashley Tisdale (or ME).
At least if he date someone who is REALLY beautiful and TALENTED (like ME),
gue pasti bisa ngerestuin.
Tapi ini SELENAAA
Bujet dah
Helooo?
DUH!
Si Taylor kagak tau apah kalo selena punya BAD REPUTATION di mata orang – orang tertentu? *terutama gue*
Ckck



# 8 : CHOCO ICE CREAM AND GREEN TEA
o Ahaha gue keya orang yang lahir di jaman penjajahan ye,
makan eskrim aja seneng banget.
Yah, gimana dong. Abis enak sih.
Yah, berat gue naek deh pasti ntar.
Aargh TAPI ENAAAK
Apalagi kalo abis makan itu minum teh pake gula batu gituh
Mmmm
Rasanya?
Rasanya:
Ehmagawd, MY LIFE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PERFECT!
GOD LOVES ME!
Haha
I believe He does.










Emmmm emmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Gue bingung mau nulis apa lagih
Udah banyak nih
Ini aja dulu deh
Nanti gue ngepost lagi okeh
Ciao
Muahmuah
Jangan kangeeen!
Tenang ajah, post berikutnya gue pasti bagi – bagi tanda tangan
kalo perlu sama cap jempol kaki
Tapi sekarang babai dulu yah
Mau tidur

prep for ulangan umum hari #1:
belajar pkn sambil smsan sama dev sambil nonton the master sambil main harvest moon di lappie. wahai murid-murid di seluruh penjuru dunia, contohlah cara belajar saya!

ulangan umum hari #1:
salah seragam!
damn it!
terima kasih buat pak satpam yang baik hati mau minjemin hpnya.. sukur ga telat.
si suster marah-marah tadi. udah teriak-teriak, pake mike, ngebunyiin bel pula.. haduh, rasanya kuping saya sempet berdarah tadi.

hmm ulangan pkn pilihan gandanya lumayan bisa lah, walopun ada yang ngasal. seenggaknya hari ini gue ga perlu nyontek. padahal sebelah gue jenius-jenius loh. hiaha. tapi pkn yang esai gue mengarang bebas. otak gue udah ga bisa jalan. udah pasrah. bahasa indonesia, hmm thanks to goddie, soalnya ga sebiadab biasanya. target nilai: diatas 3. yoosh!

prep for ulangan umum hari #2:
hunting for my note for history. keyanya keselip gitu. udah ngubrek-ubrek 2 lemari, TERNYATA ada di atas mp3 player. yaoloh. jadi mau garuk-garuk tanah.
belajar uda bener-bener kaga serius
(kali ini sambil baca conan).
ujung-ujungnya malah ngikut nyokap gue nontonin si mr. antasari azhar. wew. kan ada drama reka ulang pembunuhannya gitu, sumpah ber-lebay-an sekali. udah gitu masa si model yang pura-puranya jadi korban pembunuhan itu abis ditembak masi bisa mengerang-erang sambil mijet-mijet jidat dia gitu. bego.

ulangan umum hari #2:
ips, tewas dengan sukses. ga bisa sama skali bzt. inggris, anying kok tumben soal yang keluar ga cupu? gue ga bisa dapet100 deh, abis ada 2 atau 3 gitu yang salah. crap.
ny way,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ANANTI WUNGUDITA
weaa, semoga umur lu panjang and sehat terus. jangan mati sekarang ya.. lo masi ada utang jajanin gue, sih!


prep for ulangan umum hari #3:
gue ga belajar, tidur deh sepanjang hari.

semoga kekuatan cap cip cup bisa membuat gue bisa ngerjain ulangan!

ulangan umum hari #3:
mat yang multiple choice gue positif dapet bagus. doakan aja biar dapet10.
tapi gue lupa definisi prism!
grr.
jadi bagian II keyanya nilainya average dah. bagian III, nge-blank. gimana ya, otak gue kecil sih.
tapi seenggaknya gue uda coba. ya ga? semoga nilainya pada bagus-bagus lah ya.
agama, jangan tanya. gue udah memasrahkan diri. esainya sial no.1 aja salah.
stress stress stress.

prep for ulangan umum hari #4:
males belajar. tadi kan gue les fisika, trus ada soal gitu tentang 2 anak yang bediri di tebing. nama anaknya najis dah ah. mana ella ama celine rese, pake ngejekin gue segala. ugh. guys, gue kasitau ya, orang brengsek itu, yang namanya tak boleh disebut karena bisa menyebabkan bisul di lidah, iya yang bego, jelek, nyebelin itu.
dia udah mati.
dengan tragis.
karena dimakan sama ikan lele.
waktu dia lagi keselek cendol di depan rumahnya.
jadi karena ga sopan ngomongin orang yang udah masuk neraka, makanya jangan sebut nama dia lagi okehh? bzt. hoya, kalo pelajaran bio gue bener2 ga belajar sama sekali. pasraah!
kita liat aja besok.

ulangan umum hari #4:
i hate this part right here, grrawr. fisika lumayanlahya. tapi bio gue ga bisa sama sekali...
TAKUT MERAAHHHH..
pa hima bilang kelas gue jelek nilainya.
ada 6 orang yg nilai ulum bionya merah. TAKUT MERAAHHHH! seriously..





err.. happy birthday juga buat
DEVIN BRAMANTYO,
yang kemaren tanggal 8 mei ulang tahun.. wish you all the best ya nyet.

p.s.: kalo lu kaga pernah pake bajunya, gua bunuh lu. :)

and last,
gue mau promosi
HARVEST MOON!

gue ada cdnya buat kompie/lappie. nge-install-nya gampang trus cepet lagi. mainnya gampang kok. hmm ada yang mau pinjem? biar ada yang nemenin gue main. okehh?

ntar gue provide dengan walktrough bikinan gue sendiri! ahaha tenang aja, akurat kok.

mari kita lestarikan HvM! itu bener2 game sepanjang masa, huahaha.

err yang mau pinjem cdnya bilang ke gue lewat facebook aja.
Theodora Retno: rainbow_bleach@hotmail.com


btw saya lagi kerajingan nancy drew.
tadi pagi baru aja pinjem di perpus 2 buku tebel (dan butut) yang isinya 6 cases nancy drew (1 buku 3 cases).

doakan cepat selesai, amin!

kalau begitu saya pamit dulu yah, mau baca nancy drew dan main HvM: MFoMT. see-ya!


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highlight of the things happening lately:

#bff gw berantem sama cowonya. dia dibilang childish gitu karena cemburu buta. katanya, cowonya uda males gitu ama dia. tauah gue bingung. kalo gue belain bff gue, entar gue dikatain 'memihak' gara-gara gue bfnya. kalo gue ga belain bff gue, selain dia bakal marah, gue juga ga tega ngeliatin dia keya gitu. gimanapun bukan dia yang salah. kalo gue cuekin, bisa-bisa dia minum baygon karena ga ada yang peduli. haduh pusing ah gue.

#setan, gw ngantuk bgt. kemaren kan ada live m.u. vs. arsenal gitu *m.u. menang 1-0. kasian si dev*, jadi -secara agak terpaksa- gue nemenin devin gue nonton itu ampe pagi. yaa gue sambil nonton mtv insomnia si *i heart suryo+adit!*, tapi tetep aja ampe pagi. terus dari jam 3 sampe terang, gue ngobrol ama devin di telpon. PAKE XL MURAH LOH! muahaha. tapi gue lagi bingung ama dia. aneh-aneh aja maunya.

#udah mau ulangan umum tapi gue sama sekali ga ngerti apa yang mesti dipelajarin. aw. gimana kalo gue ga naik kelas?

#gue baru kerajingan maen harvest moon more friends of mineral town. mainan gba tapi gue maininnya di lappie. intinya: selama 5 hari liburan, gue bukannya ngafalin siapa jenderal jepang yang memimpin penjajahan di indonesia, tapi gue malah begadang buat maenin maenan cupu macem harvest moon. gue heran, kok emak gue ga setres ya ngeliat anaknya keya gini.. huff ckck.


#maderfaker-gue baru inget barusan gue makan mie goreng di tempat les gue belom bayar! goddamnit! haduuh gimana ni nyeet?!

#gue jadi cinta banget sama adit dan surya,yang nge-host-in acara mtv insomnia di salah satu stasiun televisi swasta.. selama liburan, gue yang ga pernah tidur ini *kalong* jadi nungguin mereka terus. gue suka adit *yang gue akui sangat-sangat lucu*, tapi gue lebih suka surya *selain karena mukanya lebih intelek, juga* karena gayanya yang selengéan, jago ngerayu *"lihat ke atas. bintang cuma ada satu, yang lainnya dimatamu"*, aih aih. udah 2 hari gue ga tidur sama sekali (beneran loh.) karena nontonin mereka. gue ga pernah nyesel bela-belain begadang buat nonton mereka, 'cause they're totally gorgeous.. a completely "must see" program!
by the way, kemaren gue ga nonton mereka. kenapa?
:karena, di stasiun tv swasta yang harusnya menyiarkan mtv insomnia itu, malah nyiarin PERTANDINGAN BOLA. holy cow. i want my surya!

#hoya, masi inget ikan coelacanth yang gue bahas kemaren itu ga? ikan itu kemaren masuk koran, poor creature. dikatain fosil hidup, punya struktur tulang keya tangan manusia, ckck. berarti omongan gue di blog ini berbobot ya, sampe nyamain artikel di koran. muahaha.


err,
gue uda cape nulis, dan gue mau belajar *tumben*.
i gotta go. say no to drugs, dan jangan lupa bahwa flu babi tidak menyebar melalui babi panggang, jadi makanlah babi panggang sekenyang-kenyangnya sampe perut lu berbusa sebelum virus itu bermutasi! jangan lupa, kalo lagi makan babi, kirim sekilo ke rumah gue, okeeh? nyokap gue suka soalnya.

bye then.
akhir-akhir ini gue ngerasa banyak salah ama temen-temen gue.
sebagian besar karena gue irresponsible dan kalau ngomong seringnya ga pake dipikir dulu.

gue ga mau ada yang marah ama gue. ga enak banget kalo keya gitu.

huff, mari gue jelaskan kesalahan gue dulu:

one moment i was just talking to my friends, and within seconds i have tell them about my bff's new crush.

yeah, you got it.
a fuckin' mouth dropping.

don't underestimate me, i really don't mean it.
do you think i would've wanted to do that?
the answer is a big NO-NO

i never want to spread juicy gossips about someone's "aib" nor telling everyone about an unexpected issues i just heard.

i hate myself for behaving like that. but words just start leaking from my mouth and i can't stop. i just can't help it.

i have a hunch that this mouth dropping thing has connection with my goddamn remembering disorder habit. maybe i was once abducted and my brain was being brainwashed by a couple of eerie aliens *just like in 'Knowing'*. or maybe i'm just DUMB, and that's why i can't tell the diffrence between 'secrets' and 'gossips'

untuk yang ngerasa, gue bener-bener minta maaf. gue emang ga bisa janji kalo gue ga akan kayak gitu lagi, karena andika kangen band pun pasti tau kalo gue membodohi diri sendiri. gue ga bisa langsung berhenti. tapi gue janji bakal berusaha untuk berubah. jadi enno yang bisa ngontrol omongannya dan ga suka bo'ong. :)
bahagia banget semalem..

ke gereja bareng mba luvi & mba tya, ketemu kenalan gue di osis. orangnya menyenangkan. gue senyum terus ujung2nya..


ketemu pencerah hidup + dev juga.


abis itu gue ke sms, makan gelato bubble gum, terus duduk-duduk di seberang chicken village, ngedengerin accoustic music sambil nemenin bokap + pade gue minum.

quite exciting sebenernya.

selesai itu pulang. jam12 kita nyampe rumah gue.

gue cuma baca 'the bartimaeus trilogy' bentar abis itu tewas dengan sukses membasahi bantal gue dengan iler.


dan gue mimpiin dia.




what a beautiful day.
Gue kesel ama inoo!


Orang yang *ngerasa* fbls itu punya panggilan MIRIP sama saya. Dan karena itu gue ga suka.
Di tempat les, si ella ampe ketawa-tawa karena tiap dia manggil 'No', ada dua manusia yang nengok. Ugh.

Vomitus, apalagi kalo yang dipanggil ternyata bukan gue, tapi ino-nya.

Kenapa ga kalian panggil si ino itu inigo? Atau mulai sekarang, panggil aja gue keira knightley.

Problem solved, everybody is happy.
um, i am really not in the mood to write these things in english. let's speak indonesian ya nyet.


highlight of the things happening lately:

#tadinya kan gue mau pinjem usbnya christy. dia kasih usbnya pas yoga, tapi ketinggalan di aula sekolah. ujung2nya gue jadi ngajak bu rawati (key holder + t.u. smp) keliling sekolah nyari itu usb, dan ternyata *jeng jeng* usb itu dibawa pulang sama yang punya. setres banget ga si jadi gue. bzt.

#jadi suka sama dean winchester sejak nonton supernatural season 1 episode ke 17. kakak yang baik, *jadi pengen* nyehehe.

#gue sedang dalam proyek menggambar savana afrika di kertas manila buat ekstrakurikuler. chookers for me, please! :D

#bukan mau pamer tapi gue seneng aja ulangan ips gue yang pajak dapet 9,4 tapi gue bener-bener ga ngerti biologi ni. arrgh buat apa si belajar DAON?! *sewot*

#happy anniversary *walaupun telat* buat bff gue yang lagi sebelas bulanan. ehem, hampir setaun ni cieh cieh.

#ngomong-ngomong, rada kesel ni masa green jail 3 minggu lagi uda ulangan umum akhir semester? KAPAN GUE GA STRESS-NYA?!? *apa banget*

#udah ga tau ni mau ngomong apa muahaha. hmm, last but not least, jangan lupa kalau AKUT berbeda dengan KRONIS! keterangan lebih lanjut hubungi kamus bahasa indonesia terdekat.


ya sutra deh ngaclapnya.
adios~~





P.S.: untuk ukill, hey, ini gue udah nulis pake bahasa indo. awas lu kalo ga buka blog gue tiap hari!
...He came across a deep pool in a forest, from which he took a drink. As he did, he saw his reflection for the first time in his life, and fell in love with the beautiful boy he was looking at, not realizing it was himself. Eventually, after pining away for a while, he realized that the image he saw in the pool was a reflection of himself. Realizing that he could not act upon this love, he tore his dress and beat his body, his life force draining out of him. His soul was sent to 'the darkest hell' and the narcissus flower grew where he died.



ugh, creepy story, right? it's a greek mythology, taken from wikipedia. just google it if you want to. well, this story told us about a stupid gay who gazed at his own reflection and fell in love at the first sight with the boy in the water.

okay, here's the thing. i have this, um, let's say: habit, to stare at my reflection for a long time
(but it's not that i love myself. nada. it's more like gracing god's gift. ehehe. and obviously i don't stare into plain water. thanks god the cleverest person ever lived had invented the greatest thing on earth: MIRROR.)

and everytime i looked into the mirror, i smiled 'cause i feel beautiful, especially when i looked into my bedroom's wall mirror. *don't know what magic spell that mirror does got.*
it's a lil' bit narcisstic, i know. but i just can't help it. i don't know whether its a good or a bad habit (my mom said that it's a f*ckin' bad habit. gue genit katanya. whatsoever. i enjoy it. haha, guilty pleasure). but thanks god *again* that my bff irene has the same urge like i do: stare into the mirror.


erm, although irene suffers the same thing like i do, i think *sometimes* mine is worser than hers.
my habit includes taking a bunch of photos in front of the mirror which i know she doesn't like to.

the conclusion is that everytime i saw my reflection in the mirror, i feel dainty and as long as you don't became a maniac like narcissus *the poor greek boy who commited suicide*, i think it's safe to look into a mirror for a long time. don't complain about your acnes and spots, just ignore 'em because everyone *even emma watson* got them and no one really cares, anyway. find your favorite part of your face *mine is my eyebrow*. look at it for a while, think, and you will see that god is really generous. all things considered.



finally, don't forget to say:
MIRROR, MIRROR ON THE WALL, WHO'S THE FAIREST ONE OF ALL?

and answer that question by yourself:
YOU.
sekarang gue lagi di kamar, makan chocolate cookies bikinan nyokap sambil ngafalin cara ngitung pajak progresif.

lately, i had a trip to Bali which is also known as Pulau Dewata.

but, um, just fyi, right now, gue online pake hp. jadi kalo sekarang gue harus cerita tentang trip gue ke bali, gue hanya akan membuat dokter gue tambah kaya setelah menyembuhkan jempol gue yang bernanah karena ngetik seharian.

hmm tapi jujur gue bingung mau ngomong apa. akhir-akhir ini ga ada kejadian yang menarik untuk diceritakan ataupun menarik untuk dibaca.

highlight of the things happening lately:


-gue baikan sama devin

-my bff rene had a WET birthday, but she said it's a sweet one.

-fakta bahwa gue narsis semakin tersebar kemana-mana, sampe a-not-so-close-friend dari kelas sebelah aja tau. ckck.

-last night i watched 'marley and me', and i cried! gosh, it's an amazing film and i fell in love with the labradoodle. i am thinking of writing a review of this film in my next post.

-my other bff nita (ukill) kayaknya menjadi agak fedofil karna stress.

-i really really love my mom but i just can't stand the way she's thinking. i just had a lil' fight with her about me having no intention whatsoever about getting a good grade at school. i mean, is it my fault for being stupid and lazy? ugh, i really wish my 'pencerah hidup' is here to help me talk it through.



anyway, the dragon slash my mother is coming rightaway, and i have to pretend that i am studying economy. so i guess i gotta go. i'll be back soon.