appeared!! at last! my VAKASI

WOO-HOO

Yeah I’m back
Let’s see
Um, it seems that I haven’t post anything since, since..
Since forever. Yeah, I know.
Now I’m back to pay my debt *buset*
So here comes the trouble:

LIST OF THE THING THAT MAKES ME UPSET RIGHT NOW:
· IRENE (my best best best computer club friend) PINDAH SEKOLAH. I’m so sad. We had lotsa fun, why do you have to go? GRR. DAN GUE SANGAT IRI PADA IRENE. Karena DIA BISA MENYINGKIRKAN SANUR DARI HIDUPNYA lebih cepat dari gue. Ahhhh. DAN KITA BELUM BERHASIL MINTA COPY DARI TULISAN KEREN KITA YANG ADA DI KOMPUTER POJOKAN ITUH. Tuhan plis dong semoga si guru penjaga ruang multimedia ngebolehin gue ngambil tulisan ituh.. huee. Gila itu nostalgia banget tau ga.

· JERAWAT GEBLEEEK
*meh.*
Kenapa gue bilang jerawat geblek? Karena ga ada jerawat yang jenius.
Dan karena, jerawat ini sangat BESAR dan GAK ILANG ILANG, seperti kegeblekan gue.
Udah sejak taun entah kapan jerawat ini nongkrong di pipi kiri gue – syukurlah sekarang udah rada kecilan.
Dulu, jerawat ini sempet jadi gede banget sampe sodara gue meragukan bahwa itu adalah jerawat tulen. BISUL berbulu domba katanyah -_-
Jadi selama liburan ini, kerjaan gue adalah nyolongin salep obat jerawat sodara gue.
Doain gue semoga jerawat ini cepet ilang yee.
Semoga kagak ada bekasnyaa
*awas lu kalo kaga doain entar jerawatnya pindah ke idung lo*

· Gue naik kelas 9 dengan nilai yang ngepas. Katanya gue ranking 10. Atau 11. Err, what ev.
The problem is =
Now I’m supposed to find a high school that is willing to be my second habitat.
For three years.
My choices:

# 1 : SMAN 3 Jogja
Masalahnya: NEM saya minimal harus 38.
Yak.
Anda ga salah baca. 38 per 40.
ARTINYA ADALAH saya minimal setiap mata pelajaran harus dapet 9,5
Pengen banget sekolah situ walaupun nilai saya agak minimal.

# 2 : SMA Gonzaga
Masalahnya: gue ga yakin bisa lolos testnya. 3 test mata pelajaran dalam 1 hari PLUS test interview. Tapi ni sekolah keren, walaupun cuma jadi sekolah cadangan doang hehe. Yap, my first choice is SMAN 3. Doain sayah makanya. *gila yah gue minta doain mulu*

# 3 : Sanur? A BIG NO NO.
Masalahnya: saya enek sekolah di tempat strict keya gitu. dimana sebuah acara osis yang udah disiapin dengan sepenuh hati jiwa dan raga dibatalin cuma karena murid-muridnya sibuk bikin lintingan koran atau ngegulung kaleng diet coke sampe lecet.
Dan bla bla bla.
*gue takut kalo protes kebanyakan entar disomasi keya Mrs. Prita yang ngritik Omni ntuh*
Semoga gue gak perlu masuk situ lagih.











· I am kind of making a silly mistake, which I don’t know what, I just know I do it, and it makes my (ex) friend mad at me.
Hmm.
At least I said “sorry” twice.
Err, *ralat*, I didn’t really
SAY
sorry.
I text her once and I chat her once.

Does that count?
Nope?
Oh boy.
I don’t know what to do anymore.
WHAT SHOULD I DO?
I’m too afraid to come and say sorry straight away to the person, especially because I’m not really sure what thing I supposed to be sorry of and I think she’ll kill me if I ask her again.
I REALLY HATE MY LEAKING MOUTH…











But..
ENOUGH MENGELUHNYAA
Selanjutnyaa:

LIST OF THE THING THAT MAKES ME HAPPY SMILEY SMILEY:

# 1 : ONE PIECE and EYESHIELD!
o Sumpah ONEPIECE keren abis.
Baru kali ini gue baca komik shonen ampe menitikkan aer mata.
Hueeh kereeen keren kereen!
Yang gue suka: orang – orang sok pahlawan macem SHANKS and RORONOA
Yei.



# 2 : MY GENEROUS MOM!
o Ibu gue keren abis karena udah beliin baju yang udah gue idam idamkan sejak gue SD.
BAJU SPONGEBOOOOOB!
Ciaaaat!
Sekarang gue jadi bisa mengejar mimpi gue untuk menjadi orang terkenal!



# 3 : TRIP TO JOGJA
o Ehmagawd I met lotsa people back there.
I’m so happy eventhoo in Jogja running my errands is the same as eating, sleeping, internetan, eating, sleeping, going to the hell mall, nonton maraton transpormer and terminator, eating, sleeping and watching spongebob.
…
And sleeping.

o Saya belajar bahwaa *eng ing engg* DI JOGJA BIAYA HIDUP SANGAT MURAAAAH.
Jadi waktu ituh sodara gue nanya berapa harga nasi goreng di sekolah gue dan gue menjawab dengan jujur karena gue anak baik.
Terus dia ketawa.
Terus dia bilang: buset itu mah kalo di sekolah gue bisa buat makan 2 kali plus minum pula. Nyahahahahahahahak hak hak uhukhuk huk huk. *evil laugh*
Terus gue diajak tante gue yang baik hati keya keponakannya ke tempat makan gitu namanya HoR *disingkat karena gue ga mao promosi gratis*
Gue ber 5: sodara gue, sodara gue, sodara gue, gue, dan tante gue.
Terus kita makan.

Dan makanannya enak.
Dan jusnya juga enak.
Walaupun tempatnya rada *menurut gue* creepy karena banyak sesajen tersebar di segala penjuru, tapi lumayan lah.
Terus ada kaca GEDEEE gitu. ahaha. Bikin gue seneng aja.
Trus ternyata cuma abis 60 ribu gitu
Padahal sodara gue makannya hot banget
Nambah pula
Duh gile, di Jakarta duit 60 rebu buat ber-5 dapet apaah?
Palingan baso pojokan doang.
Padahal disana dapet =
2 jus melon yang penampilannya aja enak abis sumpah keya ada floatnya trus ada buahnya gitu gimana sih susah jelasinnya
DAN
1 es teh manis
DAN
1 jamu jambu something *gue lupa namanya*
DAN
2 mi
DAN
2 roti bakar coklat yang dihabiskan oleh sodara gue dalam waktu kurang dari 100 detik *saking enaknya*
DAN
2 porsi nasi PLUS telor PLUS ikan-kecil-entah-apa-namanya PLUS tempe-entah-diapain-pokoknya-jadi-kecil-kecil-dan-pedes PLUS sambel

iwaw
SIAL BANGET GAK SIH HARGA DI SANA.
rawr



# 4 : ONE NIGHT STAY DI KOLAM BAPAK GUE
o Jaadi bapak gue punya kolam ikan















Terus gue diajak kesitu, nginep semalem.
Seru ternyatah.
Gue belajar mancing!
Dan karena ikannya banyak gue bisa mancing banyak ikan. hoho
Sebagian besar ikan pancingan gue dipersembahkan untuk..
*drumroll*
Si meong















Si meong ini kucing hamil yang tinggal di atas air. Spesies: meongus kampungusrakus
Keren yak?
Sukanya makan ikan mentah mulai dari kepala dulu.
Mantap



# 5 : HIM.
o This whole holiday is fun because of him. I watched his videos in youtube, I read his thought and I stared at his photos.
If he were here, I wanna say these to him:
I CAN’T STOP STALKING YOU! IT’S YOUR FAULT FOR BEING TOO SWEET!!
yeah. from now on, i declare that being GORGEOUS is a CRIME!
BUT RELAX; you’re still number 5 in my happy-maker list.
Be grateful that you’re not the number one
Why?
Because..
If you’re number one, then I must be a very creepy stalker who likes you so much and willing to die for you.
Nope.
I‘m just not that into you.
I pray for you though.
quite often.


WAIT.


Err.
Did I say something wrong?
Am I creepy?
AM I A CREEPY STALKER?
Don’t answer.
I’m afraid.
ONOEZ where’s my mind?
OKAY I FOUND IT.
Sorry I freaked out.
LANJUUT!



# 6 : SHOCKING PINK NAIL POLISH
o It makes me cheerful and I feel happy. Yum!



# 7 : YOUTUBE
o THERE’S SO MUCH “I-HATE-SELENA-GOMEZ” VIDEO
Tuhan ternyata sayang banget ama gue.
Right, eh?
Hehe
Lagian ngapain si Selena pake nge-date-in MY TAYLOR LAUTNER?
Brengsek, gue ngiri.
Oh, come on Taylor, you can do better than that.
Just date Emma Roberts or Taylor Swift or Ashley Tisdale (or ME).
At least if he date someone who is REALLY beautiful and TALENTED (like ME),
gue pasti bisa ngerestuin.
Tapi ini SELENAAA
Bujet dah
Helooo?
DUH!
Si Taylor kagak tau apah kalo selena punya BAD REPUTATION di mata orang – orang tertentu? *terutama gue*
Ckck



# 8 : CHOCO ICE CREAM AND GREEN TEA
o Ahaha gue keya orang yang lahir di jaman penjajahan ye,
makan eskrim aja seneng banget.
Yah, gimana dong. Abis enak sih.
Yah, berat gue naek deh pasti ntar.
Aargh TAPI ENAAAK
Apalagi kalo abis makan itu minum teh pake gula batu gituh
Mmmm
Rasanya?
Rasanya:
Ehmagawd, MY LIFE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PERFECT!
GOD LOVES ME!
Haha
I believe He does.










Emmmm emmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Gue bingung mau nulis apa lagih
Udah banyak nih
Ini aja dulu deh
Nanti gue ngepost lagi okeh
Ciao
Muahmuah
Jangan kangeeen!
Tenang ajah, post berikutnya gue pasti bagi – bagi tanda tangan
kalo perlu sama cap jempol kaki
Tapi sekarang babai dulu yah
Mau tidur

highlight of the things happening lately (3)

highlight of the things happening lately:

#bff gw berantem sama cowonya. dia dibilang childish gitu karena cemburu buta. katanya, cowonya uda males gitu ama dia. tauah gue bingung. kalo gue belain bff gue, entar gue dikatain 'memihak' gara-gara gue bfnya. kalo gue ga belain bff gue, selain dia bakal marah, gue juga ga tega ngeliatin dia keya gitu. gimanapun bukan dia yang salah. kalo gue cuekin, bisa-bisa dia minum baygon karena ga ada yang peduli. haduh pusing ah gue.

#setan, gw ngantuk bgt. kemaren kan ada live m.u. vs. arsenal gitu *m.u. menang 1-0. kasian si dev*, jadi -secara agak terpaksa- gue nemenin devin gue nonton itu ampe pagi. yaa gue sambil nonton mtv insomnia si *i heart suryo+adit!*, tapi tetep aja ampe pagi. terus dari jam 3 sampe terang, gue ngobrol ama devin di telpon. PAKE XL MURAH LOH! muahaha. tapi gue lagi bingung ama dia. aneh-aneh aja maunya.

#udah mau ulangan umum tapi gue sama sekali ga ngerti apa yang mesti dipelajarin. aw. gimana kalo gue ga naik kelas?

#gue baru kerajingan maen harvest moon more friends of mineral town. mainan gba tapi gue maininnya di lappie. intinya: selama 5 hari liburan, gue bukannya ngafalin siapa jenderal jepang yang memimpin penjajahan di indonesia, tapi gue malah begadang buat maenin maenan cupu macem harvest moon. gue heran, kok emak gue ga setres ya ngeliat anaknya keya gini.. huff ckck.


#maderfaker-gue baru inget barusan gue makan mie goreng di tempat les gue belom bayar! goddamnit! haduuh gimana ni nyeet?!

#gue jadi cinta banget sama adit dan surya,yang nge-host-in acara mtv insomnia di salah satu stasiun televisi swasta.. selama liburan, gue yang ga pernah tidur ini *kalong* jadi nungguin mereka terus. gue suka adit *yang gue akui sangat-sangat lucu*, tapi gue lebih suka surya *selain karena mukanya lebih intelek, juga* karena gayanya yang selengéan, jago ngerayu *"lihat ke atas. bintang cuma ada satu, yang lainnya dimatamu"*, aih aih. udah 2 hari gue ga tidur sama sekali (beneran loh.) karena nontonin mereka. gue ga pernah nyesel bela-belain begadang buat nonton mereka, 'cause they're totally gorgeous.. a completely "must see" program!
by the way, kemaren gue ga nonton mereka. kenapa?
:karena, di stasiun tv swasta yang harusnya menyiarkan mtv insomnia itu, malah nyiarin PERTANDINGAN BOLA. holy cow. i want my surya!

#hoya, masi inget ikan coelacanth yang gue bahas kemaren itu ga? ikan itu kemaren masuk koran, poor creature. dikatain fosil hidup, punya struktur tulang keya tangan manusia, ckck. berarti omongan gue di blog ini berbobot ya, sampe nyamain artikel di koran. muahaha.


err,
gue uda cape nulis, dan gue mau belajar *tumben*.
i gotta go. say no to drugs, dan jangan lupa bahwa flu babi tidak menyebar melalui babi panggang, jadi makanlah babi panggang sekenyang-kenyangnya sampe perut lu berbusa sebelum virus itu bermutasi! jangan lupa, kalo lagi makan babi, kirim sekilo ke rumah gue, okeeh? nyokap gue suka soalnya.

bye then.

coelacanth

BANG!


here i go again~

for the last three month i have taken a toefl prep. course
and i've just gotten into the most tiring part: reading comprehension.

this reading thing is confusing, even for me: an unco bookworm. and this reading part often talks about things i don't know *and don't care* at all

really, plenty of 'em talks about unimportant things: bacteria, an army post in la la land, banking crisis, et cetera.

but sometimes i DO find interesting subjects.

such like a hoax, and the fact that Charles Ludwidge Dodgson (his pseudonym was Lewis Caroll, you know, the one who wrote Alice in Wonderland.) was an author of some dorky math text books (some of 'em involving TRIGONOMETRY). *uh, well. i think he seriously had a multiple identity crisis. his first identity is the excitingly over-imaginative boy and the other one, the alter-ego, is the creepy math-a-holic guy*

and last week i had just found an article about FISH. certainly not my favorite pet, even though i have to admit they're kinda cute.

there was this fish *not the 'cute' type, i'm sorry*. it's REALLY an ugly looking fish*, named
COELACANTH.
the coelacanth is a type of fish that was believed to be extinct. from fossil remains of the coelacanth, paleontologists have determined that it was in existence around 350 million years ago, more than 100 million years before the first dinosaurs arrived on earth. because no fosilized remnants of coelacanth from the last 70 million years have been found, the coelacanth was believed to have died out around the same time as the dinosaurs. however, an unexpected twentieth-century rediscovery of living coelacanths has brought about a reassessment of the status of this prehistoric sea creature.
in 1938, a living specimen of the coelacanth was discovered in the catch of a fishing boat off the coast of South Africa, and since then numerous other examples of the coelacanth have been found in the waters of the Indian Ocean. a few of them was caught in indonesia, too. google 'em. really, they are interesting inspite of their ugliness. they don't even worth a fortune. in fact they are NOT even valuable. but they are still interesting. right?


okay, people. let me tell you one thing: semoga anda tidak membaca kata coelacanth secara indonesia: KU-lacanth.
actually my teacher said that it should be read like this: SEA-lacanth.

well? did ya' make a mistake? ;)

haha, don't you think i can't recognize that dumbfounded look on your face!

ciao, then.